God, I love Japan.

Meat
hats are IN.

That's probably some sort of game show gone wrong, or maybe gone right; I'm wondering if the plan is like, last meat head standing wins? Seems more like a recipe for a clawed out eyeball. Plus, would a lizard really want to eat a big old slab of meat? I thought they preferred rodents or snakes and stuff, but I guess if you strap something to the head of a teeny-jpopper I'd go for it too.